Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The Gallery - Sunshine


I took this photo last week and instantly fell in love with it.

You've probably seen it already because I showered every available outlet with it. Except my blog.

But then Tara's Gallery prompt came along and I was powerless to resist.

Beautiful Boy.


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Union Jack Mini Micro Scooters - A Review

I do love it when I get asked to review a product that is a massive hit from the moment it arrives.

Such is the case with the fabulous Mini Micro Scooter.



I have to admit that all three of my kids have scooters already, but I've only ever bought the cheapo versions. Looking at the different scooters on the shop shelf I couldn't really see the difference, except for the price tag, so opted for the cheapest available. Which might be why a trip to the park on them carries the same decibel warning as a small aircraft taking off.

The Mini Micro Scooter is aimed at children aged 3-5 and is not cheap - but there's plenty of reasons for the extra pennies.

Firstly is the aforementioned sound, of which there is almost none. It glides along beautifully and silently like an expensive car when you've spent the past five years in an old banger.

Then there is turning, which just necessitates a little lean to one side. Stupid Mummy thought the steering was broken when she couldn't twist the handlebars but the 3 year old soon figured it out.
Look at him go!

So easy I can do it with my eyes closed...
The design is pretty much perfect and the scooters come in every colour combination imaginable. The Union Jack version is a limited addition to celebrate the jubilee and comes with a little bag that clips on to the front. Never underestimate the power of a bag in the world of the under 5's.

The accessories available are brilliant. Yes a money spinner for the company but also well designed, fun and they help hold the interest of children who, lets face it, move onto my-new-favourite-thing-in-the-whole-wide-world pretty quickly. I especially like the bells but there are bottle holders, helmets, ramps and much more.



You can even change the handles, brake and foot board to other colours if you want, as well as being able to replace wheels, washers and any other part that may get broke by over zealous scooter-ers. A great option if you want to 'hand me down' to a younger sibling in the future.

The only problem now of course is that the other two have realised that their scooters are the cheapo versions.

Somehow I don't think we'll be stuck for birthday ideas this year...


Further information:
The Limited Edition Union Jack Mini Micro Scooter retails at £64.95 and can be purchased at Micro Scooters online. Micro Scooters also have ranges of scooters available from 1+ to adult. Micro Scooters are also available in Ireland.

Disclosure:
The Mini Micro Scooter was supplied to us free of charge however all words and opinions are my own. 

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Wales. Places to go, places to stay

Last month we had the pleasure of going on a weekend trip to Wales with Stena Line.

We spent three wonderful days in the foothills of Snowdonia and incredibly for most of the time the sun was shining.

Where we went:
Our first stop was Llanberis - an old mining town in Snowdonia National Park



The highlight was a short trip on a little blue steam train



Oh and the milkshakes.


We went to the wonderful Greenwood Park


Met some lovely local chaps in the pub (but failed to get their pics)


Visited the amazing Caernaforn Castle


And had a quick pit stop here

(Imagine trying to tell the taxi driver where you live after a night out...)

Where we stayed:
Stena Line has a selection of recommended hotels that you can book into when you are planning your trip. We were lucky enough to be put up in the gorgeous Seoint Manor one of the Handpicked Hotels group.

My mind boggles as to how this is only a 3 star hotel. From the moment our car pulled up outside the main door we were taken care of brilliantly.

Dominic - who looked after us during our stay - was a gift from the hotel Gods. Nothing was too much trouble and everything was done with a professionalism and friendliness that I am yet to experience in places that charge three times the amount of Seoint Manor. If you could bottle him and sell him to every hotel in the land the tourist industry would be a very happy place.

The hotel itself was beautiful - a mix of modern rooms and antique furniture, an amazing swimming pool, and beautiful country walks just outside the door - it was hard to fault.

We had celebratory beers (at having survived the jounrney)
Fabulous food
And generally enjoyed the opulence



There may also have been some jumping on beds, but don't tell Dominic



Our beautiful family room

And best of all we actually managed to tire them out. Yesssss!



Thanks to Penny and Gemma for the wonderful suggestions of places to visit and Stena Line for giving us the opportunity to visit them. Stena Line provided all travel and accomodation costs but all creative content and views are my own.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Picture Postcard

When I saw the theme for this weeks Gallery I knew I was spoiled for choice.

Having had the pleasure of numerous backpacking escapades pre-kids I have plenty of 'was I ever really there?' photos to choose from that are indeed 'Picture Postcard Perfect'.

So I decided to use the very first one that came to mind.

This picture was taken in La Paz, Mexico in 1995. Myself and a friend had stopped for a couple of nights in the town and over evening beers we were offered a trip out the next day to 'the best beach in Mexico' by a fat sweaty Mexican.

Naturally we agreed.

The next day with sore heads and parched mouths we climbed into his pick-up and as we bounced down unending dusty roads with not another soul on them we looked at each other and realised that maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.

But Jose was true to his word and the journey from hell ended in paradise.

La Paz, Baja California, Mexico. No filter.


The sand was so white it hurt your eyes to look at it. The sea sparkled with dancing sun beams and yellow butterflies fluttered by us as we lay in the shallows watching multi-coloured fish swim around our brown bodies. 

It was a perfect day in a perfect place and if I could I'd send myself a postcard everyday to remind myself that yes, I really was there once. 


Saturday, May 19, 2012

Listography - Top 5 things I love about kids

Listography is back!

This month's theme* is: Top 5 things I love about kids. Not necessarily your own kids mind, just kids in general.
Because children really are a different breed aren't they? If men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, children must be from some far flung yet to be discovered galaxy where it's normal to walk around with a bucket on your head and a soup ladle in your hand singing Yankee Doodle Dandy in the style of Miley Cyrus.

I digress.

Here are my Top 5:

1.  Running.
Wouldn't it be great to be so excited about retrieving your notebook that you had to run into the living room to get it, before running back to the kitchen to write your shopping list? Or zooming up the stairs because you remembered that you had to brush your hair before legging it Joe 90s style to the front door so that you could unleash your enthusiasm onto the street? Ok so maybe not great so much as weird, but our kids do this all the time. Especially the boys, I think their 'walking' hard-wire malfunctioned when they were moving up the evolutionary chain.

2. Mispronunciations.
I gotta admit to being one of those mothers who don't correct their offspring when they continually mispronounce something. Indeed it's far more likely that instead of the child in question learning the correct word the entire family will adopt his \ her word instead.
Favourites to date are 'saw-wee' (sorry), I ludge you (I love you) and the wonderful Gine-awesome (a mixture of ginormous and awesome).

3. Pictures and Messages.
I know the pictures come a bit too hard and fast and you are left wrestling with a recycling bin that contains half the Amazon rainforest and a fridge that will soon collapse forward under exhaustion of carrying all the extra weight:
 However finding pictures and messages like this (and figuring out what they say) make it all worthwhile:
Happy Anniversary
I love you Mum. You are my favourite Mum.
4. Ability to remember.
The things that my children remember are frightening. 'Remember when we went to that place with the big waterfall and you had a chicken sandwich for lunch and I was wearing my red wellies?' WTF? First of all - no, I don't. And second of all - you were two goddamit!

5. Ability to forget.
I could be shouting at one of them whilst simultaneously pulling my hair out, punching the wall
and trying to catch them as they run away screaming and then 2 minutes later the same child will nonchalently walk into the kitchen and ask for a biscuit. This helps me sleep at night and I'm counting on there be being no lasting damage. *crosses fingers*

So do you have 5 things you love about kids? If you do then write your post up on your own blog and then come back here to link up with Mr. Linky below. Want to know more about Listgraphy - pop over to here.

*I mentioned in a previous post that Listography would moving from a weekly to a monthly slot from now on. Thanks to all of you who left such lovely comments and I REALLY hope you'll be around to join in still.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Book clubs and Brazilians - Is this how to be a woman?

About 4 months ago my friends and I jumped on the already over-crowded bandwagon and started a book club.

So far it has been most satisfactory.

I would estimate a 20% readership against a 100% drunkenness each month. Add in a few nibbles and a night off from the kids and it's a winner.

Last month our selected book was the ubiquitous 'How to be a woman' by Caitlin Moran. Two hated it, two loved it and the others didn't bother reading it.


Although we try hard at the book club not to actually discuss the book in question this time it was nigh on impossible. One of the topics that came up was waxing. Brazilians to be exact.

I had long prior to reading the book sided with Caitlin and her (semi) 'au naturale' approach.

Me: 'I just don't agree with it'
Friend A: 'But why not?'
Me: 'Well, because (a) I don't want to look like a prepubescent child, (b) it costs a fortune and (c) Caitlin says you end up looking like Desperate Dan's chin within a week'
Friend B: 'I had it done.'
Me: 'But why should we?'
Friend A: 'Well would you dye your hair if it was grey? What's the difference really?'
Me: 'The difference is that my hair is on show all the time'
Friend A nodding to Friend B: 'Well so is her wotsit'.

As you can see our book club is full of sardonic wit and thespian viewpoints. But I still don't get the whole thing. It's now the norm to have the full monty off which to my mind is insane. How can this be normal?

And what's the next step?

We already have the laughable 'Vajazzle' which only leads to things like this:

'Rate my Vajazzle.'

Seriously. That's a real website. The things I do for you guys.

And did you know there is now such a thing as a pajazzle? Oh how our grandfathers would have laughed.

So what's your view? 'Sparkly porn star' or 'let it all hang out'? Or maybe something in between?

Go on - please tell me I'm not the only one...

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Pushy Mum

So what do you do when you can't think of anything to write?

Post another video of your poptastic 3 year old singing (with a little help from his brother and mother) an unnamed chart topping song.

So roll up everybody and 'Name that Tune':

Monday, May 14, 2012

Pause.

Sometimes having a blog that 'real life' people read isn't such a good thing.

Writing away your troubles and blogging yourself out of a hole aren't really possible when you can't say what you need to because of the people who might read it.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to have an anonymous blog where you can write from the heart without fear of reaction.

Sometimes shit happens and all you can do is say, well...shit happened.

And sometimes that just isn't enough.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

A slap in the face from the 1990's

I was chatting with friends on Facebook a few weeks ago about songs and albums that reminded us of each other. It's funny how a particular tune can take you back to a particular moment - quite often a seemingly inconsequential one, but one that forever since has stuck with you.

One such song for me was Dee-lite's Groove is in the heart which I distinctly remember blaring out of my friend Emma's parents house as we messed around in the sunshine outside. Every time I hear that tune since that day I think of my friend Emma and that perfect summer day.



Coincidentally about a week after this Facebook chat that song came on the radio. Not being a recent release you don't hear it too often so I was smiling to myself driving along and reminiscing.


However my reminiscing soon turned to furious grimacing when the DJ announced chirpily 'Yep, hard to believe that song is twenty two years old now'.

WHAT????


Idiot. He had clearly made an error.

'That's right. First came out in 1990. Twenty two years old. Hard to believe...' And off he went into his next track whilst I was left hyperventilating at the side of the road.

On first calculation (in my old and clearly senile brain) I had thought that 1990 was actually twelve years ago - until I realised that I'd missed out the entire decade of the 'noughties'.

It really was twenty two years ago. Twenty two years. Older than I was when I was actually listening to the song outside Emma's house.

Twenty two years. A whole grown up person ago for fucks sake.

It took me a while to recover from that one. But that's the problem with hitting middle age - these little curve balls keep coming at you. Harder and faster and with more frequency each passing year. Whacking you on the back of the head as you walk down the street or knocking you sideways as you read the paper.

I'm not sure what I can do to soften the blow of the next one, but I've sure as hell stopped listening to that stupid bloody radio station.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Saturday is Caption Day


Can I have some?



Joining in with Mammasaurus #SatCap

Friday, May 4, 2012

Blogging in the fast lane

The life of a blog takes many twists and turns.

From writing it for yourself to a fixation on stats,  from not knowing the difference between a blog and a post  (snigger, who doesn't know the difference between a blog and a post?) to knowing how to change html code and alt text an image, from simply clicking 'publish' to tweeting, google+-ing, facebooking, pinteresting and kindling your posts, from being thrilled at receiving a jigsaw to review to turning your nose up at a new leather handbag, from being one woman and a laptop to being one small part of an amazing community, from flailing around in the dark to knowing with absolute certainty where you are going...and then flailing around in the dark again.

Can you guess that I'm flailing around in the dark again?

I feel like my blog has nose-dived. I'm not in love with it any more. I see lots of amazing whizzy self-hosted Ferrari-like blogs flying past me and despite wanting one too I just don't have the time or the knowledge for it, so I pootle along behind in my Morris Minor.


I can no longer dedicate hours to all the 'extra' bits involved in a successful blog, but I still find myself wasting evenings on Twitter and Facebook instead of simply writing that post I was thinking about.  (Note: Nickie @ Typecast - you and that insanely addictive Parent Bloggers group are partly to blame for this!)

So I'm going back to basics.

For now 'marketing' my blog, upstyling it's design, going self-hosted, reading about new tips and tricks, and trying to stay in the fast lane is all on hold. I'll still be around Twitter and FB - but only when I have something to say - no more lurking!

Listography will also be retired to the backseat of the banger - for awhile at least. Instead of weekly outings she'll be allowed in the drivers seat once a month only.

I might even get to clean the house or feed my kids.

Basically I'm going to just concentrate on the posts again. Because really that's what makes a blog.

See? They're not that different after all.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

So how does one become a successful author? Well don't ask me!


Sadly I don't know the first thing about becoming an actual published author - but being a blogger I do feel there is a book in me somewhere...if only I could find it's plot and a spare thousand hours or so to actually write it. Hmm.
However I do know an actual published author - and very successful she is too. So I thought I'd ask her to share her wisdom with us and I got a humdinger of a guest post back in return. 

Hollie Smith has written a grand total of ten books so far so listen up!




How did I become an author? Well, more by luck than judgement, if I’m honest, and by being in the right place at the right time. I was a freelance journalist with a vague idea for an anger management manual for parents, since I myself was a parent badly in need of some anger management skills. Someone told me that a small but respected publishing company called White Ladder Press had a book proposal form on their website, so I filled it in and pressed send. After an ‘interested’ phone call from WLP’s then director Roni Jay, and some time spent sweating over a more detailed pitch, I was gutted when the idea foundered at the first editorial meeting. Happily, Roni insisted on taking the idea back to the board and won them over (the thrill of which was dampened somewhat by the news that it would earn me a not-very-princely advance of £2,000 - and no, I haven’t made a further penny in royalties from it since!) But anyhoo, that’s how Cool, Calm Parent came about, and on the back of it, I was subsequently asked by the people at WLP (now owned by Crimson) to write a further three books.
More or less simultaneously, I was approached by Netmums director Siobhan Freegard, who wanted me to write the third title in their three-book deal with Headline. This is what I mean about being in the right place at the right time: Siobhan knew of me because she’d helped me find case studies for features, and because I’d written a piece for the Times about a Netmums campaign to make mums happier. So that’s how my involvement with the Netmums titles began. I’ve now had a hand in six of them.

Ask the author
Because of this relatively painless route into publishing, I’m always a bit stumped when people ask me for advice on how it’s done. So, in order to include some actual, useful guidance in this post, I turned to some of the other authors I know.
The first thing I asked them was, is it even worth trying to get your book published these days? Isn’t it just too competitive out there? And isn’t the book industry dying a slow death? Reassuringly, they all answered ‘no’.
‘If you have a very strong idea, then it’s worth pitching it, absolutely. Nothing ventured, nothing gained,’ says Jane Alexander, who blogs at Diary of a Desperate Exmoor Woman and, impressively, has more than 20 book titles to her name. ‘I’d say, write if you feel you must, if your book is just yearning to get out there. But I’d also say: don’t give up the day job, and don’t pin all your hopes on it.’
It’s advice echoed by Ben Hatch, who went from local newspaper journo to author with the publication of his novels The Lawnmower Celebrity and The International Gooseberry, and whose funny and touching travelogue, Are We Nearly There Yet?  is currently riding high in the Amazon travel bestseller list. He says the key is writing because you want to – and not because you hope to get a publishing deal, or to make money from it.
‘Unless you’re very lucky and also incredibly savvy, writing a book is never going to make you rich. But that’s not the reason most get into it in the first place. You do it because you love it,’ he says. ‘It’s tougher than ever right now – and it’s wise to make sure you have another income stream.’
So, whilst optimism is a good thing in this business, it’s important to be realistic, too. You’re going to need a number of factors in your favour if you’re going to publish that book of yours. ‘In my experience, it’s about having a great idea, good writing skills, a handful of contacts - and a healthy dose of luck,’ says Joanna Simmons, co-author of Can I Give Them Back Now?: The Aargh to Zzzzz of Parenting,  as well as a handful of books on interiors.

Blogging: a good start
So where do you start if you’ve got a book in you? Well, if you’re already blogging to a wide readership, that’s a great start – although clearly, there’s no point sitting back and waiting for agents or editors to come calling. ‘You could be waiting a long, long time for the great gods of publishing to swoop down from the sky and offer a deal. I’ve heard of it happening once or twice, but it’s very rare, so if a blogger really wants to write a book, they need to just get on with it and start writing,’ reveals Joanne Mallon, who blogs at Joanne the Coach, and whose first book, Toddlers: an instruction manual, was published recently. (Her second is due out soon). Your blog, and your social media presence, could well stand you in good stead, though. ‘If you can show a publisher or agent that you already have a busy blog and lots of Twitter followers, it shows you have an audience that’s interested in what you have to say,’ goes on Joanne. ‘I’ve no doubt this was helpful for me. These days authors are expected to do a substantial part of their own marketing, so the more you can build an audience and connect with people the better.’

What’s your book about?
Having a good idea is a vital first step, so think hard about your subject – and look to the well-worn adage to ‘write about what you know’. Of course, if you’re already blogging on that subject, then maybe you won’t have to look far for inspiration. Ellen Arnison, who blogs at In a bun dance, is a great example: having posted about how blogging helped her cope with depression, she used it as a springboard for a successful pitch – and her book, Blogging for Happiness, was born. (There’s a bit more from Ellen further down in the post.)

Life’s a pitch
If you want to get someone who counts interested in your book, you’ll need to pitch it. I won’t go into the whys and wherefores of publisher versus agent here – helpfully, the issue’s already been neatly debated by Jane Alexander and her fellow author Keris Stainton in this post on Linda Aitchison’s site, Freelancewritingtips.com.
But whether you know someone or not, you still need to work up a pitch that’s going to grab these people by the nuts and say ‘commission me’, which in itself, is a challenge.
‘There’s an art in pitching – some people write better pitches than they do novels,’ reveals Ben Hatch. ‘Get friends whose judgment you value to look at your pitch before you put it out. They might have a fresher perspective on it.’
With non-fiction, you needn’t have written a book first in order to sell it – a pitch based around an outline, a chapter breakdown, and perhaps a sample chapter, is usually all you need. For fiction (by all accounts a much harder nut to crack), the usual practice - unless you’re already an established writer and you can convince a publisher of your book’s worth before you’ve actually written it all - is to complete the whole manuscript before trying to sell it, and offer up just a synopsis and the first few chapters as a taster. Whatever you do send out for consideration, for gawd’s sake don’t let any typos, spelling errors, or grammar gaffes sneak through. It’ll make you look a bit crap.
Frustratingly, it can be tough for a first-timer to grab an agent or publisher’s attention in the first place. Your blog or any writing you’ve already seen in print could help, so by all means flag them up in your approach. And don’t be ashamed to tap contacts, however tenuous. ‘There’s no question that contacts help,’ says Joanna Simmons, who freely admits a ‘personal recommendation’ from a friend of a friend helped pave her way to publication. ‘In this fiercely competitive market any mate, colleague, or acquaintance’s cousin’s uncle that can wave your work under the right nose, or help it get to the top of the pile, is worth having.’

Yay! So you’ve got yourself a commission…?
If a commission becomes yours, do a little dance to celebrate, by all means. But don’t get too excited: the hard work starts here, with the small matter of getting it down on paper, or, if it’s already written, shaping it up to your editor’s specifications. ‘I was thrilled to get a ‘yes’, but then I realised I had to actually write the thing,’ recalls Ellen Arnison. ‘I only managed to do so by turning off the internet!’
Even once you’ve pressed send, bear in mind your lovingly crafted manuscript will almost certainly return to bite you on the bottom – with edits to make, queries to answer, and perhaps even whole sections to re-write or add in. Every author hates that bit. But you get used to it.

Don’t wait for permission… publish yourself!
That was then; this is now. And these days, if you want to write a book but you’re getting nowhere with the big bods of the book world, there’s a new and increasingly credible option: self-publishing. As Joanne Mallon puts it: ‘Your writing doesn’t have to be wasted if you don’t get anywhere with traditional publishers. Self-publishing is much more accessible and better regarded than it used to be. And you don’t need to wait for anyone’s permission.’
I’ve got to confess, I don’t know anything about self-publishing - but I know a lady who does. Having independently created a book from her blog, Hot Cross Mum, Hazel Gaynor has since moved on to fiction and her novel, The Girl Who Came Home, has been number one on the Kindle historical fiction charts for several weeks. She self-published it using Amazon Kindle KDP Select, and says she found it a ‘fairly straightforward’ process. ‘The hard part is writing the book in the first place,’ she says. ‘Anyone can self-publish, but you do need to be confident about your book, and be prepared to invest time in promoting it once it’s available for download. And one of the great things about it is that you have absolute control.’
All that said, Hazel admits she’s a traditionalist with a love of books proper, and still hopes to secure a non-digital deal – perhaps for her third title. ‘It’s partly about credibility as an author and partly about gaining the experience of working with an editor and everything else which goes with it,’ she says. ‘And yes, the industry is going through a tough time, but deals are still being made to publish those books which really stand out from the crowd.’
If you want to follow in Hazel’s footsteps, meanwhile, and need to know more about self-publishing, I’m told that Catherine Ryan Howard is your woman. There’s also guidance to be found at Clare Christian’s Self-Publishing Advice Service.

Right, well, I’d better stop now. It’s already a lot longer than a post ought to be! My grateful thanks to the authors who shared their thoughts, and to Kate for hosting. If writing a book is a dream of yours, I hope it helps.
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